This evening I was at work, typing away, deep in thought. Suddenly I feel like someone is watching me and look over and my friend Lindsay is staring at me.
"You know what - I've finally figured it out... whenever you are around a man, you become stupid!"
"What do you mean by that?" I ask, momentarily offended.
She starts listing off a few examples, then cites the best and most recent example from earlier in the day:
Scene: I'm standing around with a group of co-workers, and I'm talking away a mile-a-minute, the center of attention, and having an attentive audience. Suddenly one of the male managers walks up as I am mid-sentence, and then this pops out of my mouth: ". . . only 76 out of 100 employees attended the meeting. That's like 50%!!"
***awkward silence***
Finally Lindsay pipes up, "Actually I think that would be closer to 76%!"
Ok.... it is true - I really do become stupid around men...
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